sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

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jeanniefeegle:

One of those things you scroll past, thinking it’s normal and then your mind goes ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ and you have to scroll back up.

i completely flipped shit at this picture

i literally scrolled past then went back and fell of my chair

I love they way they’re all looking at 11 differently, Ten is like, ‘nooo this is wrong two doctors one spot timey wimey paradoxy things!’ then rose is all ‘doctah who does this guy think he is???’ then Amy is all ‘Doctor what’s happening? who arethese people???’

And Eleven’s just like “Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose omg it’s Rose it’s actually her Rose Rose Rose”

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ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I fucking love this website

I think we just found Dexter’s blog, guys.

If you plan to kill someone by cutting their throat: Cut the artery first and then the vein so that the blood can drain out easily. Cutting the artery first allows the blood to keep flowing in the same direction that its being pumped by the heart and cuts down on backwash. Cutting both the artery and vein allows the blood to flow more easily through the body by taking air in one side (like a sippy cup.)

Press the blade to their throat and push down as you drag the blade not up and across like on tv (unless you have them upside down to drain then cut upwards) This is an easier cut and keeps things a bit cleaner and safer on your end. Always cut from inside out to avoid cutting the esophagus by mistake which will get blood all in their throat and just cause a huge mess. They’ll be just as dead but it’s very messy.

Cutting your victims throat is a good method as long as you can get in close and restrain them without too much effort. It’s quiet and fairly clean (for you) if you do it right. Otherwise you’re probably better off with a less personal method like a gun or poison. Remember though that blood spatter can give away a lot at a crime scene so come prepared for clean up. If you can have the place covered in plastic beforehand or use someplace you can hose down to keep things easy. Much like with leviathans soap is the key to a good clean death. Use a product that contains lye or bleach to deteriorate blood traces and keep it from glowing under a black light.

Umm…

I am slightly creeped out here.

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mattsmithsexual:

#the most feared being in all the cosmos

the most adorable being in all the cosmos

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rubyetc:

I’m so glad this is being passed around. Some of the comments people have left are just great and although it’s sad that so many people struggle with self-destruction, it also feels good to discuss it openly and creatively and have people support the hell out of that.

This is so cute :’) Bless you rubyetc!

So important. Wear whatever you want to no matter what. You deserve to be happy. 

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rose mcgowan giving zero fucks at the 1999 vmas 

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